1. When you saw any of these objects:
2. When everyone just assumed you were Mexican:
3. When you actually needed some butter but could NEVER find any:
4. When your cousin asked you to be a chambelan in her quinceañera:
5. Or when you were the quinceañera and you had to risk your life by being lifted into the air:
6. When you reached for your third pupusa and your mom called you a gordita:
7. When you were listening to all the hottest chisme and then the chisme became about you:
8. When all you wanted was some McDonald's but your mom said there was food at the house:
9. When your room was invaded by a dozen primos every time they came to visit:
10. When you were craving Hot Cheetos but all you had were some basic-ass Cheetos:
11. When your mom made you translate every single thing she got in the mail:
12. When someone said you were being too loud, but that was just your regular speaking voice:
13. When someone couldn't believe that you could be both Latino AND black:
14. When you told your mom you were becoming a vegetarian:
15. When you were forced to greet EVERY SINGLE relative and lost an hour of your life:
16. When you screamed for the paletero but he didn't hear you:
17. When you burned yourself while flipping a tortilla on the comal:
18. When your mom first introduced el cucuy into your life:
19. When your dad was like "If you don't behave, that man is gonna take you" while pointing to a stranger:
20. When you were in class and the teacher couldn't seem to pronounce your name correctly:
21. When your mom told you to turn off los frijoles in five minutes but you forgot:
22. When you woke up on a Saturday to the sound of your mom playing Los Bukis:
23. When you see that someone finally commented on your photo, only to realize it's your tía saying "Hola mijo, espero que estes bien":
24. When your dad made you pretend to be younger just so you could get the child discount:
25. And finally, when your mom pulled into the driveway and you hadn't done el quehacer:
