1. This boyfriend who's apparently never seen a sandwich in his life:
2. This boyfriend who just got lazy:
3. This boyfriend who accidentally made bathtub chicken:
My boyfriend had one job. ONE JOB. He left it under the water so long it started to fricken cook. #YouHadOneJob
4. This boyfriend who, at the very least, has impressive knife skills:
5. This boyfriend who must have steamed those carrots real hard:
6. This boyfriend who disrespected the sanctity of the cheesecake:
7. This boyfriend who may be part gerbil:
this is how my boyfriend eats celery should I have him arrested
8. This boyfriend who has no excuse:
9. This boyfriend who is destined to stick with tea:
10. This boyfriend who had one job:
11. This boyfriend who may be an alien in disguise:
12. This boyfriend who would have been better off just spooning the watermelon out:
13. This boyfriend who knew exactly what he was doing:
i asked my boyfriend to bring me an ice cream sandwich, i am exhausted from the disrespect
14. This boyfriend who invented a new chip-opening method that no one asked for:
15. This boyfriend who fed some chocolate to the toilet:
Oh good god. I asked my boyfriend to do me an Easter Egg hunt. He's never done one before. THIS happened.
16. This boyfriend who basically asked for this destruction:
my boyfriend tried to fry eggs & bacon on the stove top using a stoneware baking dish…
17. And finally, this boyfriend who learned his lesson the hard way:
“I don’t think I’ve ever had a Kit Kat before,” my boyfriend remarks before doing THIS