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This boyfriend who's apparently never seen a sandwich in his life:
2.
This boyfriend who just got lazy:
3.
This boyfriend who accidentally made bathtub chicken:
4.
This boyfriend who, at the very least, has impressive knife skills:
5.
This boyfriend who must have steamed those carrots real hard:
6.
This boyfriend who disrespected the sanctity of the cheesecake:
7.
This boyfriend who may be part gerbil:
8.
This boyfriend who has no excuse:
9.
This boyfriend who is destined to stick with tea:
10.
This boyfriend who had one job:
11.
This boyfriend who may be an alien in disguise:
12.
This boyfriend who would have been better off just spooning the watermelon out:
13.
This boyfriend who knew exactly what he was doing:
14.
This boyfriend who invented a new chip-opening method that no one asked for:
15.
This boyfriend who fed some chocolate to the toilet:
16.
This boyfriend who basically asked for this destruction:
17.
And finally, this boyfriend who learned his lesson the hard way: