1. On tough times:
The lady in front of me at Bath & Body works just bought 17 bottles of stress relief lotion and I have never related to anyone more
2. On candle hoarding:
Me at Bath & Body Works {\__/} ( • . •) / > 🕯 i'm just gonna buy one candle {\__/} ( • - •) / > 🕯 yeah 🕯🕯 🕯🕯🕯
3. On having a signature scent:
I walk in to Bath & Body Works smelling like a human and walk out smelling like Fresh Vanilla Balsam of Mahogany Christmas Joy and Laughter
4. On love:
staying single until I find a man who can satisfy me better than a clean room, fresh sheets, and a bath & body works candle can
5. On blacking out:
[Bath & Body Works] Me: I need a bottle of body lotion for my wife. S: These are Buy 3 Get 1 Free. Me: I just need this one here S: That's not Buy 3 Get 1 but it IS Buy 1 Get 2 and if you buy this one here it's Buy 2 Get 3 Free. Me [leaving with 300 bottles]: how did this happen
6. On those hand sanitizers:
I would have so much money if I didn’t spend it all on mini hand sanitizers from bath and body works in the fourth grade
7. On community:
My favorite thing about the Bath and Body Works fandom is that it’s just a bunch of regular people who feel really strongly about candles.
8. On breaking out your new candle baby:
Nobody: Me after I get a brand new batch of 3-Wick Candles from Bath & Body Works:
9. On living your best life:
Me walking into Bath and Body Works during the semi-annual sale. https://t.co/YgmXhN8iUv
10. On nostalgia:
some of ya’ll never used bath and body works cucumber melon hand soap as a kid and it shows
11. On getting just one more:
Bath and Body Works Cashier: “if you buy a 6th candle, you’ll get one free” Me: https://t.co/HOboNTtLYn
12. On seasonal scents:
Your wcw is still burning her bath and body works Christmas candles in May lol it’s me I’m ur wcw
13. On discontinued products:
just found out bath & body works cancelled tahiti island dream
14. On possible business ventures:
Bath & Body Works should make laundry detergent in their scents
15. On celeb partnerships that we need:
I mistakenly read this as “Ciara has Bath & Body Works Candles” and I was damn sure about to put my shoes on and go get a “Goodies” candle. https://t.co/xTMH9YW9pQ
16. On planning ahead:
thinkin bout what im gonna pack for Florida.. conclusion? i need 2 cases!! 1 for my bits & 1 empty one for all the bath & body works stuff😂
17. And finally, on that unforgettable smell:
the smell when u first walk into bath & body works >>>