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    17 Jokes For Anyone Who Basically Lives At Bath & Body Works

    I can smell the Winter Candy Apple from here.

    1. On tough times:

    The lady in front of me at Bath & Body works just bought 17 bottles of stress relief lotion and I have never related to anyone more

    2. On candle hoarding:

    Me at Bath & Body Works {\__/} ( • . •) / > 🕯 i'm just gonna buy one candle {\__/} ( • - •) / > 🕯 yeah 🕯🕯 🕯🕯🕯

    3. On having a signature scent:

    I walk in to Bath & Body Works smelling like a human and walk out smelling like Fresh Vanilla Balsam of Mahogany Christmas Joy and Laughter

    4. On love:

    staying single until I find a man who can satisfy me better than a clean room, fresh sheets, and a bath & body works candle can

    5. On blacking out:

    [Bath & Body Works] Me: I need a bottle of body lotion for my wife. S: These are Buy 3 Get 1 Free. Me: I just need this one here S: That's not Buy 3 Get 1 but it IS Buy 1 Get 2 and if you buy this one here it's Buy 2 Get 3 Free. Me [leaving with 300 bottles]: how did this happen

    6. On those hand sanitizers:

    I would have so much money if I didn’t spend it all on mini hand sanitizers from bath and body works in the fourth grade

    7. On community:

    My favorite thing about the Bath and Body Works fandom is that it’s just a bunch of regular people who feel really strongly about candles.

    8. On breaking out your new candle baby:

    Nobody: Me after I get a brand new batch of 3-Wick Candles from Bath & Body Works:

    9. On living your best life:

    Me walking into Bath and Body Works during the semi-annual sale. https://t.co/YgmXhN8iUv

    10. On nostalgia:

    some of ya’ll never used bath and body works cucumber melon hand soap as a kid and it shows

    11. On getting just one more:

    Bath and Body Works Cashier: “if you buy a 6th candle, you’ll get one free” Me: https://t.co/HOboNTtLYn

    12. On seasonal scents:

    Your wcw is still burning her bath and body works Christmas candles in May lol it’s me I’m ur wcw

    13. On discontinued products:

    just found out bath & body works cancelled tahiti island dream

    14. On possible business ventures:

    Bath & Body Works should make laundry detergent in their scents

    15. On celeb partnerships that we need:

    I mistakenly read this as “Ciara has Bath & Body Works Candles” and I was damn sure about to put my shoes on and go get a “Goodies” candle. https://t.co/xTMH9YW9pQ

    16. On planning ahead:

    thinkin bout what im gonna pack for Florida.. conclusion? i need 2 cases!! 1 for my bits & 1 empty one for all the bath & body works stuff😂

    17. And finally, on that unforgettable smell:

    the smell when u first walk into bath & body works >>>