21 People Who Aren't Having The Best Luck With Food These Days

Sometimes eating cereal for dinner is just the safest option.

1. This person who couldn't catch a break:

Came home late from work, drop my open sandwhich in the parking lot. Go to make pasta, the first pot slips and I pour it all on the ground. Make a second pot and the handle straight up breaks and my pasta goes everywhere. Didn't eat; had a lil cry. from Wellthatsucks

2. This person who at the very least managed to save some of that spaghetti:

BREAKING NEWS: Local idiot spills spaghetti on her bed from Wellthatsucks

3. This person who now just needs to add the same amount of salt for a well-balanced meal:

My pepper grinder broke this morning. from Wellthatsucks

4. This person who had a shitty morning:

Walking to my first job this morning with a fresh cup of coffee. That’s not cream, it’s a crow shit hole in one. from Wellthatsucks

5. This person who accidentally created a litter box:

Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice... from Wellthatsucks

6. This person who sacrificed both their hand and some good soup:

My submission for dumbest way to injure yourself: I burnt my hand taking tomato soup out of the microwave. The toast I was making popped up and it scared me. from Wellthatsucks

7. This person who seasoned their food with some melted plastic:

My friend writes "Apparently I bought a brining bag instead of a baking bag" from Wellthatsucks

8. This person who hopefully didn't just "eat around the glass":

The dinner my husband was cooking for 3 hours from Wellthatsucks

9. This person who now has enough donuts to last 'em months:

Bought 60 doughnuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/ work from home for the next week from Wellthatsucks

10. This person who will need about a dozen more to create a potato snack:

Waited the entire summer to harvest potatoes and this is all my garden produced. from Wellthatsucks

11. This person who was still half asleep:

Good morning... from Wellthatsucks

12. This person who might be out of a job now:

Somebody didn’t strap the egg trolleys in properly on the truck. 10,500 eggs broken from Wellthatsucks

13. This person who had the world's largest meal:

Ordered One Brussel Sprout instead of 1kg! Need to cut it into four to go round! from Wellthatsucks

14. This person who created a monster:

Bake bread they said... an overnight rise will taste so good they said... put in the fridge they said... it's so a rewarding hobby they said... from Wellthatsucks

15. This person who got the perfect burnt crisp on their burgers:

You ever mess up burgers so bad that even your grill is surprised? from Wellthatsucks

16. This person who will have a physical keepsake of this moment in their life:

My dumbest injury, I was flipping a steak in a curved pan (like flat bottom wok) and all the butter splashed out. from Wellthatsucks

17. This person who's out $350 worth of tools AND ice cream sandwiches: 

Some broke into my project house and stole $350 worth of tools. They also ate four icecream bars and left the others out to melt from Wellthatsucks

18. This person who didn't think this all the way through:

A guy purchased a watermelon during a train stop and didn’t realize it didn’t fit through the bars from Wellthatsucks

19. This person who's got Hulk-level strength:

Guess I cut it a little too hard from Wellthatsucks

20. This person who's probably still on the toilet:

Ate while driving, so didn't pay attention. Got most of the way through when I realized the chicken was 100% raw. Hope I don't die later. from Wellthatsucks

21. And finally, this person who created an installation art piece:

I think the breads warm from Wellthatsucks

H/T r/WellThatSucks