1.
Inspect this poor mangled pie that never stood a chance.
Now take comfort in knowing that some people put love, care, and symmetry into their pies.
2.
This poorly cut pizza is problematic and I won't stand for it.
So just for you, I present to you a pizza that is not only cut well, but fits in line with its plate.
3.
This person is obviously a monster.
But at least this scoop of peanut butter looks prettier than I ever will.
4.
Unfortunately, not everyone gets an equal slice of this poorly cut sandwich.
But fear not, 'cause this lucky person gets two whole perfectly sized sandwiches!
5.
I know, I know, WHY THE HELL DID THEY WET THE SPOON?!
Hopefully this perfectly compacted sugar won't meet the same fate.
6.
Whoever made this sub is a master of illusion.
But there's nothing more magical than this beautiful piece of meat.
7.
Biting into Hubba Bubba is a crime in all 50 states.
But you know what isn't criminal? This impressive gum sculpture!
8.
Take a peek at this shameful bagel.
Now revel in the beauty that is the birth of bagels.
9.
Think you can handle this photo?
I know, I know, that was dumb. Sorry. Please take this GIF as my sincere apology.
10.
Look at this cereal killer.
OK, I'm done with the puns. For real. Chill out by appreciating this smart cereal box design.
11.
This person is obviously just trying to piss you off.
Don't give them that benefit! Look at the way this wrapper epically broke off instead.
12.
Someone took LESS than half a doughnut. GO FOR IT ALL OR DON'T EAT IT AT ALL!
Now I'm the one getting mad. Join me in appreciating a time when the doughnut was once whole.
13.
I think we've ALL been through a moment like this.
Except this person. This person had a prime opening experience.
14.
And finally, start a petition against this disrespectful Reese's.
Because this is obviously the gold standard.
