11 Thoughts You Have When You Get Your First Grown-Up Paycheck

    Drinks on me all night! Okay, one drink is on me. Okay, let's just all have water.

    OxfordCommasPlz
    by OxfordCommasPlz

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    Bustle

    Welcome to Moneytown, Population: ME!

    2.

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    Must find somewhere to make it rain.

    3.

    Via CityTV

    I mean, this job kind of ruined my life, but at least I'm a baller now.

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    Let me just open up this bad boy and check out all the zeroes.

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    I'm counting...I'm counting...

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    WTF is this?!

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    WHO TOOK ALL MY MONEY?

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    This works out to like one Starbucks latte per hour after taxes and all those other deductions I don't understand.

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    This is bull. I never should have left that lawn mowing job I had in high school.

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    I am just another underpaid cog in the corporate wheel.

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    Then again, it's a lot more money than I had yesterday. DRINKS ON ME! (But seriously, just one. And maybe make it a rail drink. Thanks.)