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10 Things Orlando Jones Would Give You If He Were Oprah

YOU GET AN UPVOTE, AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE, EVERYBODY GETS AN UPVOTE!

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1. An upvote.

2. A makeover for Ichabod Crane.

Trust me, this might seem like it's just for my boy Crane, but have you SEEN Tom Mison? This is really for you Internet.

3. $1 for every minute you're using your phone.

4. All your favorite ships become canon.

5. A colonoscopy because no one should hoard shit.

6. A helldate with Moloch.

7. The ability to convert the number of miles you've scrolled through tumblr into the number of miles you've run.

8. The ability to not be a dick on the internet.

Reblog don't repost friends.
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Reblog don't repost friends.

9. A lifetime of comfort food that won't kill you.

10. Infinite. Oprah. Wishes.

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Let's be real Oprah is the only person who isn't fictional and also can make all your dreams come true.

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