10 Things Orlando Jones Would Give You If He Were Oprah
YOU GET AN UPVOTE, AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE, EVERYBODY GETS AN UPVOTE!
A makeover for Ichabod Crane.
Trust me, this might seem like it's just for my boy Crane, but have you SEEN Tom Mison? This is really for you Internet.
$1 for every minute you're using your phone.
All your favorite ships become canon.
A colonoscopy because no one should hoard shit.
A helldate with Moloch.
The ability to convert the number of miles you've scrolled through tumblr into the number of miles you've run.
The ability to not be a dick on the internet.
A lifetime of comfort food that won't kill you.
Infinite. Oprah. Wishes.
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