1. An upvote.
2. A makeover for Ichabod Crane.
Trust me, this might seem like it's just for my boy Crane, but have you SEEN Tom Mison? This is really for you Internet.
3. $1 for every minute you're using your phone.
4. All your favorite ships become canon.
5. A colonoscopy because no one should hoard shit.
6. A helldate with Moloch.
7. The ability to convert the number of miles you've scrolled through tumblr into the number of miles you've run.
8. The ability to not be a dick on the internet.
9. A lifetime of comfort food that won't kill you.
10. Infinite. Oprah. Wishes.
