Welp, here we are in January.
1. Don't fall for this.
2. Remember this stuff?
3. Don’t choose liqueur chocolates as a breakfast item.
4. Don't fall for this, either.
5. Remember this stuff?
6. Avoid anyone who uses the word ‘juice’ as a verb.
7. Don't fall for this.
8. Don’t trust seasonal yoghurt adverts with their oblique guarantees to banish your 'sluggishness'.
Seriously, what is that meant to be? A tattoo?
9. Don't fall for this.
10. In fact, run away from anyone who mentions any type of cleanse.
11. Remember these?
You can have them in a sausage casserole.
Or a pie.
12. And the best part? Guess what counts as one of your five helpings of fruits and vegetables a day?
Hooray for diet season!