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15 Struggles Of Being A Sloppy Eater

This is why we can't have nice meals.

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1. You always have food stuck in your teeth.

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Hopefully you're with a friend that's kind enough to tell you.

2. You lean over your bowl of soup for a bite and proceed to dip your hair in it.

Probably why you're supposed to bring the soup to your mouth.

Probably why you're supposed to bring the soup to your mouth.

3. You put burning hot food in your mouth so you either panic until it's cool enough to swallow...

4. ...or you discreetly spit it out into your napkin.

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Or maybe right back on to your plate.

5. Whether you twirl your spaghetti or not, you're destined for sauce staining around the mouth.

Baby wipe ASAP.
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Baby wipe ASAP.

6. Speaking of stains, you've spilled just about everything on yourself.

I think we can all agree that grease/butter stains are the worst...

Followed by coffee or tea...

Followed by red wine.

7. Other problem foods for you include:


Seeded bagels.


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8. Sometimes you miss your mouth for no apparent reason.

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9. Both with liquids and solids.

10. Wearing white pants is a risk you're not willing to take.

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11. You get crumbs everywhere.

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12. Occasionally you find crumbs/whole potato chips in your hair...

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13. Or your beard.

14. In terms of napkins, 1-3 is never enough.

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15. Honestly, you may be better off eating like this:

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Since it looks like you did anyway.

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