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    As Done By WWE Wrestlers: New Year's Resolutions That Are Actually Realistic.

    A response to the Buzzfeed DIY article by Joanna Borns. "New Year's Resolutions That Are Actually Realistic"

    OnlyFatRabbit
    by OnlyFatRabbit

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    1. Bella Twins

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    Cause You’re Only Out There To Show Your Ass Anyway.

    2. Randy Orton

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    You Have A Fresh Set Of Wellness Strikes To Get

    3. Curtis Axel

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    Just ride the coattails of a famous father (“Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig) to get ahead.

    4. Daniel Bryan

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    If you can’t beat ‘em… Join ‘em (The Wyatt Family).

    5. CM Punk

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    How many ice cream bars are in a pint?

    6. Rikishi

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    They won’t let you do old school RAW with your kids if audience mistakes you for Yokozuna

    7. Tons Of Funk

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    Don’t worry Brodus as long as you stay feuding OVER the Funkadactyls, you’ll still have a job.

    8. Zack Ryder

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    It’s Ok Zack, You May Not Be Good Enough To Actually Be Used But You Can See The World With WWE On Twitter, Facebook and WWE.COM

    9. John Cena and Nikki Bella

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    Anyone Actually See This Relationship Ending In Happily Ever After?

    10. Kevin Nash

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    It’s The Only Thing Kevin Nash Can Do Anymore Without Pulling His Hamstring

    11. The Big Show

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    When you’re “The Giant” What’s five more pounds?

    12. Zeb Colter

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    As Zeb Colter Would Say…This Is America And Dammit We Speak English Here!

    13. Jack Swagger

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    Start Dumb Jocks Off Slow On Learning To Read

    14. Antonio Del Rio

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    I’ll eventually show that I deserve these title runs

    15. Ric Flair

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    If anyone needs to resolve to save money and get out of debt it is The Nature Boy :(

    16. Eva Marie

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