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16 "Friends" Lines for Singles to Use this Valentine's Day

Because we're all just going to be binge-watching "Friends" on Netflix alone this Valentine's Day, anyways. Keep a look out for these funny lines that are sure to make even those of us who are single have a good laugh! Remember to stay positive - the feeling of #15 is only temporary.

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4. When you put on perfume/cologne after the shower in a last-minute attempt to attract a Valentine:

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You probably won't get a Valentine smelling like a Perfumania.

10. When your also-single friend asks you why the guy she likes didn’t ask her out:

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But it doesn't matter, because you know she'd accept almost anyone at this point.

13. When you later question your weight for how much pizza and chocolate you’ve eaten all day:

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It's not like anyone's going to see you naked tonight, anyways.

14. When your friend tries comforting you by saying you’re single because no one is good enough for you:

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Not one person? Really?

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