16 "Friends" Lines for Singles to Use this Valentine's Day

Because we're all just going to be binge-watching "Friends" on Netflix alone this Valentine's Day, anyways. Keep a look out for these funny lines that are sure to make even those of us who are single have a good laugh! Remember to stay positive - the feeling of #15 is only temporary.

Posted on February 09, 2015, 06:03 GMT

Olivia Goldman Community Contributor

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1. When someone asks the inevitable, “You’re single, right?”:

What a great way to kick off the loneliest day of the year.

2. When they go on to ask if you’re “single and ready to mingle”:

That requires being able to mingle.

3. When you're thinking about your ex:

A.K.A. Why you're single (and better off, actually).

4. When you put on perfume/cologne after the shower in a last-minute attempt to attract a Valentine:

You probably won't get a Valentine smelling like a Perfumania.

5. When you do leave the house and see couples making out everywhere:

Should've just stayed home.

6. When you start second-guessing yourself looking at all these people who aren't single:

Oh no...it can't be...it might be...

7. When you then realize you’re better than that and you should have a significant other:

So wait, why am I single?

8. When someone notices that you’re freaking out and asks how you’re doing:

The biggest lie ever and we all know it.

9. When the person you like doesn’t even acknowledge that you exist:

That's cool. I wanted to be ignored.

10. When your also-single friend asks you why the guy she likes didn’t ask her out:

But it doesn't matter, because you know she'd accept almost anyone at this point.

11. When a person in a happily-committed relationship tells you all about them and their significant other:

Rub it in a little more, please.

12. When it’s finally time for the best part of your single Valentine’s Day:

Pizza > Watching PDAs

13. When you later question your weight for how much pizza and chocolate you’ve eaten all day:

It's not like anyone's going to see you naked tonight, anyways.

14. When your friend tries comforting you by saying you’re single because no one is good enough for you:

Not one person? Really?

15. When you can't help but consider every single person’s worst fear:

The "forever alone" meme suddenly seems so relevant.

16. But don’t worry, you’ll find that special someone. Here’s what to say when you do meet them:

Can't go wrong with this classic.

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