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13 Responses To Everyone Who Claims That Snow Is The Best Part Of Winter

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1. Have you ever heard of these things called houses?

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HOUSES KEEP YOU WARM. Snow makes you cold. Do you know people who enjoy being cold? I don't.

2. Did you know that hot chocolate exists to warm your soul?

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What does snow do? Oh, you know, it just gives your soul frost bite.

3. Do you enjoy feeling like an overstuffed burrito?

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Because that's what it feels like to bundle up in 60 layers just to go get the mail. Thanks a lot, snow.

4. Do you enjoy manual labor?

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You work all week long. Do you really want to stand outside shoveling all weekend? I didn't think so.

5. Don't you just love cracked hands?

Because it doesn't matter how much lotion you plop on your hands every morning, they are still going to crack in the horribleness that is winter.
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Because it doesn't matter how much lotion you plop on your hands every morning, they are still going to crack in the horribleness that is winter.

6. Have you actually ever seen snow? Like, with your eyes?

Obviously not if you like it. Sure, it looks nice for a day. But then it gets all muddy and filled with dog pee. Like a giant yellow snow cone.
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Obviously not if you like it. Sure, it looks nice for a day. But then it gets all muddy and filled with dog pee. Like a giant yellow snow cone.

7. Have you ever been in a snow storm?

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Spoiler alert: it's horrible. Everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.

8. Do you understand what snow does to a house?

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IT RUINS IT. It freezes over the gutters makes you get a whole new roof.

9. I get it, you've seen a ton of holiday films where they had snowball fights. Do you know what actually goes down?

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Nothing. It's either too cold to move outdoors, or the snow isn't even the right consistency. The snow will literally fall apart in your hands.

10. Do you hate adorable little animals?

You don't?! Well, that is just perfect. You know who gets lost in 1,000 feet of snow? A little tiny puppy, that's who.
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You don't?! Well, that is just perfect. You know who gets lost in 1,000 feet of snow? A little tiny puppy, that's who.

11. Do you enjoy going to the beach?

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Well, you sure can't do that during a snow storm.

12. Do you enjoy going out in public places?

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Too bad for you! Snow either keeps you inside, or you go out with 40 pounds of clothing on your back. Who wants to go through the mall with all that?

13. Do you still LOVE snow?

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That's what I thought.

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