1. Have a soul patch
2. Refer to tattoos as "tats"
3. Ask who's who in One Direction
4. Dance or "Get down with their bad selves"
5. Think that Crocs are acceptable
6. Attempt to delay balding
7. Wear Merrells
9. Wear clothing that is over 25 years old
10. Listen to sports radio in the car
11. Shorten names of celebrities like they're best buddies
12. Confidently say the name of a wrong celebrity
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