12. This one.
11. This one.
10. Definitely this one.
9. That one.
8. These long-looking ones.
7. Oh. This one.
6. These prickly adversaries will tag team you.
This one will ruin your beach day.
5. This one will wreck your family dinner at Red Lobster.
4. This one doesn't even need a weapon to fuck with you.
3. This one knows the pen is mightier than the sword (and will stab you with it).
2. This one isn't afraid of weak human constructs like government and police.
1. But the most threatening crustacean this side of the Pacific... is this one.
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