I decided to start big.
Poultry Pages was a tough act to follow.
Inspiration struck in the unlikeliest of places.
My co-worker started to wonder.
I needed a red herring.
Then I struck gold.
I felt dirty after visiting Rand Paul's site.
I couldn't stop.
I was a woman possessed.
I was getting bored; disillusioned. How could I raise the stakes?
I made my own newsletter.
I WANTED to tell him the truth.
And so we beat on.
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