SPY MONKEYS TAKE ON AL-QAEDA!French troops have a secret weapon in their battle against al-Qaeda militants in the west African country of Mali -SPY MONKEYS!Sep 5, 2013, 1:04 PM
YOBS FORCE SHETLAND PONY TO MOONWALK OFF CLIFF!Teenage yobs killed an innocent Shetland pony... by driving it off a cliff in a sick bid to make it copy the moon-walking beast on a TV ad!Sep 5, 2013, 1:01 PM
OSAMA BIN LADY!Is this proof al-Qaeda chief is ALIVE and living as a WOMAN in Halifax?!Sep 5, 2013, 12:54 PM
...AND STILL HE CAN'T GET AN NHS DENTIST!Tragic David Thompson suffers from an unusual condition - his mouth is UPSIDE DOWN!Sep 5, 2013, 12:52 PM
I GAVE BIRTH TO MR BEAN BABY!A young mum was shocked to find out she'd given birth to a baby that had Mr.Bean's face!Sep 5, 2013, 12:48 PM
BANNED FROM JEREMY KYLE BECAUSE MY HEAD IS TOO SMALLAn unemplyed tiler says he's been snubbed by trash TV show Jeremy Kyle because his head is too small!Sep 5, 2013, 12:45 PM
WHAT THE TRUCKING HELL ARE THEY PLAYING AT?A trucker and his pal sparked outrage after they were seen playing JENGA while driving along the motorway!Sep 5, 2013, 12:42 PM
HEDGEHOGS USED ON FAIRGROUND COCONUT SHY!Hedgehogs are counted as the most beloved of British animals. But today we lift the lid on a sinister new threat to the spiny little mammals!Sep 5, 2013, 12:39 PM
RAMBO GRANNY SHOOTS OFF RAPIST'S TESTICLES!A vigilante gran has been hailed a hero after she tracked down the two rapists who attacked her granddaughter!Sep 5, 2013, 12:35 PM
COPYCAT YOBS FLUSH DWARF DOWN LOO!What a shitty trick! A gang of hooligans snatched midget Andy Patterson from the street, carried him bodily to a public toilet... and tried to flush him away!Sep 5, 2013, 12:31 PM
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