Russian Strippers Fail to Impress Gamers

Imagine you're playing your favourite MMO at your local internet cafe when suddenly....a couple of hot Russian strippers strut in with...well....hardly any clothes!! Where I come from, there would be absolute shock for a few seconds before absolute pandemonium sets in. This is exactly what happened to a group of gamers in Moscow, Russia where a couple of the country's top Counter-Strike teams were battling it out in a LAN contest. The team managers were however shocked when players refused to give into temptation and were almost oblivious to the seductive actions from the strippers. "it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight."