General Mayhem here...

The stone cold rebel who created this:

This octopus rights activist

This brave gentleman...

Whoever packed this sandwich

Scruffy

This chocolate-loving rebel without a cause...

...and this caffeine-addled maniac.

Chris Long, apparently...

Nobody tells this renegade where to sit.

RawrMeansRoar

This lone-wolf chef

The person at Subway who decided it was OK to call an 11 inch sandwich a 'footlong'

This potentially (very) underground musician

Brendon Chaney

The individual obsessed with drawing penises

Whoever published Vol. 39...

...and the sadist who did this to Season 7

Whoever made this frying pan

Anyone who makes a helmet from bread

This firefighter without a cause

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