1. Accept That Acting is Part of the Job
2. "Quack Quack"
3. Constant Vigilance!
4. Hold onto the Past
5. Be Sensitive to "Stranger Danger"
Observe: The incorrect response to the creeper as shown in #5
Observe: The correct response to the creeper as shown in #5
6. Pay Attention To Your Dreams and Visions
7. Never Turn Your Back on the Proles
8. Emotions? What emotions?!?!
9. However, never forget your emotions.
10. Accept That You May Never Destroy the Party... Alone.
11. But, Never Lose Resolve
Now, Start Your Thought-Crime Streak
Now, Brave Comrade, you are equipped with the top tips on how to be an effective Thought Criminal. You know that a Thought Criminal's certain fate is death by torture; in fact, you may be ruminating over this, and you are possibly considering just spending your lifetime worshiping Big Brother instead of revolting against Him.
Well, it's too late now. You have already read this list - that action in itself is thoughtcrime.
But never fear. There is no failure in thoughtcrime. No action is meaningless when it is executed with passion. So, find your nearest telescreen, stare right into it with a look of quiet optimism, and let these words fill your mind: "Down with Big Brother."