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You can recite the cranial nerves in your sleep
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You are tired of psych and bio majors thinking they know everything there is to know about the brain
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If it has a brain on it… you have to have it!
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You cringe whenever you see a skateboarder/ longboarder without a helmet
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When you’re watching shows like criminal minds and Spencer Reid opens his mouth
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You don’t pity anyone when they are talking about how much work they have to do
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Sometimes you come home from the Neuroanatomy lab with a smidge of brain in your hair and you honestly don’t give a shit
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When someone from home posts an article about a cure for Alzheimer’s or some other disease
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When you tell someone you are a neuroscience major “Oh my sister is a nursing major!"
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Your parents and all of your friends ask you medical advice
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After graduation: Med school or grad school?
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Every time you tell someone you’re a neuro major: “Oh you must be really smart than!”
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Talk about hypochondriac!
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When you’re studying for an exam about the best ways to retain information
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You’re learning about drugs and come across one that seems great...
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You know more ways to poison people than you would like to
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But overall... Being a Neuro major activates your Nucleus Accumbans!