Dobby The House Pet

Harry Potter, as told by Dobby the House Pet.

The Sorting Hat

The Sorting Hat is never wrong.

Dobby the House Pet is very loyal, but also a little dim. Potty training has been hard.

Hogwarts is Dangerous

"Dobby has come to protect Harry Potter, even if he does have to shut his ears in the oven door later..." If potty training doesn't start improving maybe we'll shut Dobby's ears in the oven door later.

Quidditch

"Higher and higher, Harry climbed; he looped and swooped, spiraled, zigzagged..." Like Dobby does when we go to the dog park and won't come when called...

The Chamber of Secrets

Dobby is an angry elf when someone tries to steal her toys.

Dobby is NOT a Free Elf

Dobby can be freed when she learns to walk nicely on a leash.

Dumble-Dog

No one is fooled, Dobby. No treats.

A Sock?!

Dobby would rather have a cookie. But a sock will do for now.

You Shall Not Harm Harry Potter

What a brave little House Pet

Dobby is Hearing Everything, Sir

Except when her name is called. Then all of a sudden she goes deaf.

Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare (S.P.E.W.)

Please send donations in the form of treats.

The Malfoy Manor

Miss Bellatrix will not harm Harry Potter OR steal Dobby's rope toys!

Stolen Wand

Miss Bellatrix steal's Dobby's rope toy, Dobby steals Miss Bellatrix's wand. Fair trade.

The Headmaster

Dumble-dog is working very hard on teaching Hairy Potter and Dobby how to behave. So far, no luck.

A Free Elf

Freedom (at the dog park) comes with a price. This time it's a tired House Pet who FINALLY decided to take a nap.