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1. Does your person look like they’d enjoy eating a boiled egg whilst watching ‘Songs of Praise’?
2. Does your person look like they’d own every single title in Mills and Boon’s ‘Nocturne Cravings’ series?
3. Does your person look like they’d spend a lot of their spare time researching family trees?
4. Does your person look like a piano teacher who you’d possibly regret sending your kids to?
5. Does your person look like they’d suffer from hyperhidrosis, not helped by the fact that they wear polyester shirts?
6. Does your person look like they’d enter their greengage jam into a W.I. conserve competition, and most likely win first prize?
7. Does your person look like they’d serve you a funny tasting drink on holiday, which they’d describe as ‘secret party cocktail’?
8. Does your person look like they’d eat a prawn sandwich, whilst composing a flirty email to Ruth from Sales?
9. Does your person look like they'd douse a stab-wound in vodka and think no more of it?
10. Does your person look like they’d strut through a wooden bead curtain wearing nothing but a satisfied smile?
11. Does your person look like they’d stand with their hands on their hips and say: ‘Girl, why you trippin’? He don’t own you!’?
12. Does your person look like they’d grow up to be a key witness in an inquest into 1970s TV personalities?
13. Does your person look like they kindly cook lunch for their elderly mother every day, but if you were to look on their Google search history you’d find the words: ‘how to poison someone slowly without them noticing’?
14. Does your person look like they’d receive unwanted advances from a voluptuous woman called Trisha?
15. Does your person look like they’d own some kind of family-run restaurant, and would chuck kids affectionately on the cheeks before giving them a free gelato?
16. Does your person look like they’ve been fired from their stockbroking job, but have kept it secret from their family, so that each morning they wave cheerily goodbye, carrying a briefcase, before sitting on a park bench and weeping?
17. Does your person look like they’d own a cagoule and enjoy fellwalking?
18. Does your person look like they belong in a Raymond Chandler novel?
19. Does your person look like they dreamt of joining the Navy as a child, but failed the eye-test, so instead they chug along the Norfolk Broads in a canal barge, having lots of fun with a pair of mischievous rag-dolls?
20. Does your person look like they collect cuckoo clocks, against the better judgement of their wife who finds them a bit of a nuisance?
21. Does your person look like they’d have a successful but deeply lonely wrestling career?
22. Does your person look like they’d sleep with your husband the moment your back was turned, and do that thing that you’re only willing to do as a special birthday treat?
23. Does your person look like they’d drink-drive, but in a sort of fun, jolly way?
24. Does your person look like the kind of character who’s strangely indiscernible, and who you’d be hard pushed to single out if it weren’t for their bushy eye-brows?
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