1. I am not Robert Pattinson
2. I am not Robert Pattinson
3. I am not Robert Pattinson
If I was Robert Pattinson, qt SJW girls on Tumblr that have cool coloured hair and an edgy internet aesthetic and online persona will still like me even though I am a CIS-gendered white male.
4. I am not Robert Pattinson
5. I am Not Robert Pattinson
You Can Find Support For Not Being Robert Pattinson
If you aren't Robert Pattinson and it's having a serious effect on your mental health, you can find help online from people just like yourself at the Not Robert Pattinson Support Group.
If you feel suicidal and need help with your mental health, you can contact Lifeline by calling 13 11 14. They are on the line 24/7 to help you out.