Community·Posted on Mar 13, 202115 Chip Flavors That Remind Me Of Why My Wife Left MeThese chips remind me of my unfulfilling life and unending torment on this mortal coil. Plus they taste bad.by northpolackCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Beer & Brats Getty We announced the divorce at a family BBQ, this was the first that I had heard of it. 2. Cappuccino KatarzynaBialasiewicz / Getty Images She used to have 3 of these a day, something about working 14 hours a day at the hospital yada yada yada. She always used that excuse when I wanted to talk to her about genuine issues, like the internet being down so I couldn't upload the latest chapter of my Twilight x Thomas the Tank Engine fanfic. 3. Szechuan Chicken Andrii Yalanskyi / Getty Images I once saw her yoga instructor at the gym eat Szechuan chicken. 4. Milk Chocolate Me This flavor is so awful I would rather get served again than eat them. 5. Crab Curry Prostock-Studio / Getty Images A crab once nipped my finger. 6. Cracker Barrel Sharp Cheddar Ronny Dyscher / EyeEm / Getty Images The inter-dimensional tiny shop in the front of the Cracker Barrel was my only companion in the years after the divorce. 7. Crème Brulee Milk Tea iStock / Getty Images Plus When we married we agreed that we would never eat this chip flavor, a week before the divorce I found her stash of them. 8. Fried Crab Me I'm telling you its claws were sharp, man. 9. Grilled Eel Me She got the bends when we went scuba diving in the coral reef, that was a great trip. 10. Ketchup Fries iStock / Getty Images Plus Our marriage counselor was eating these when we went there, I walked out immediately. 11. Ketchup Me https://youtu.be/ZtjFsQBuJWw 12. Oolong Milk Tea Me Mighty battles were waged as to whom would walk away with the last good pen. 13. New York Reuben iStock / Getty Images Plus She moved to New York with her personal trainer. 14. Grilled Prawn and Seafood Sauce iStock / Getty Images Plus We used to be as close as a remarkably reasonably priced bag of "2 in 1" Grilled Prawn and Seafood Sauce Lay's Brand Chips, which can be found at any major Taiwanese grocery store near you. 15. Wasabi rdegrie / Getty I looked up how to commit arson online and now I'm on a watchlist, still looking for info tho.