The Bear Scratch

Is your back itchy? Do you suffer from phantom itches due to your overwhelming paranoia of bed bugs? Or do you have some emotional void you need to fill with “As Seen On TV” products? Well Richard Heene (Balloon Boy’s dad) has the thing for you! And, if you ask nicely, a discreet coke supplier. (via)

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