Buzz·Posted on Jul 23, 201437 Outrageous Things You Will See At Every QuinceañeraSo. Many. Dances.by by Norberto BriceñoBuzzFeed Staff, by Yezmin VillarrealBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The Quinceañera wearing a bright, large, and spectacular dress. 2. El sonidero who keeps interrupting his own music by mumbling some random DJ stuff into a microphone every 10 seconds. 3. RIDICULOUSLY LOUD MUSIC PLAYING WHILE YOU EAT. 4. Fog machines. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Obnoxious multi-colored disco lights. 6. "Amor Eterno" as the default soundtrack for the father/daughter dance. EVERY TIME. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. People GETTING DOWN on the dance floor to some Sonora Dinamita. 8. The musical switch between cumbias and merengue to hip-hop and bumpin’ and grindin’ jams. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Coditos and beans SOMEHOW make their way onto your plate. View this photo on Instagram 10. "Quinceañera" will always be playing at the reception: View this video on YouTube 11. Your mom always wants you to take the recuerdo home. 12. Chambelanes who are clearly over it. OVER. IT. 13. So. Much. Hairspray. 14. That uncle who totally nailed this whole fashion thing. 15. Someone’s cute little brother who dominated men’s fashion. 16. An oversized tacky limo. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Videographers who record pretty much EVERYTHING. 18. Photographers who will take a million photos that will wind up in a binder somewhere. 19. Photo op in front of a church. 20. Photo op with a priest. 21. Photo op in front of a random fountain in a park. Or a bridge. 22. Photo op with EVERY SINGLE padrino and madrina. 23. Photo op with that cousin, who for some reason, feels the urge to throw up a gang sign. 24. Never-ending kisses on the cheek at the reception. 25. A giant meringue cake. 26. These balloon thingies. 27. Mole. 28. Little children running around the dance floor being a bunch of mocosos dando un chingo de lata – iHIJOS DE SU MADRE! iAHORITA VAN A VER! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. Cute toddlers dancing with their tios on the dance floor. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. The dreaded “waltz portion” of the reception where the Quinceañera dances choreographed routines with her damas and chambelanes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 31. Forced traditions like the father awkwardly changing the Quinceanera's high heels to signify the “transition into womanhood.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 32. You’ll see the Quinceañera awkwardly lifted in the air because why the fuck not. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 33. The part of the night where EVERY SINGLE FAMILY MEMBER waltzes with the Quinceañera. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 34. A “baile sorpresa” where the Quinceañera gets all "sexy" and dances to Pitbull or Bachata. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 35. Quinceañeras who are just OVER IT. View this photo on Instagram 36. The comadres who like to talk shit and say their daughter's Quinceañera was better. 37. Tears in everyone’s eyes when the parents deliver the "thank you" speech to their daughter. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF