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    19 Nightmares All Introverts Never Want To Experience

    I love humans, I just don't love the noise they make.

    1. You're in class and your teacher goes, "Alright everyone. Let's split up into groups of four."

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    NO! NO! NO! NO!

    2. You just bought yourself red wine and brie cheese, getting ready for a Netflix night, and then your best friend hits you up and goes, "WE'RE GOING CLUBBIN'!!!"

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    "But... the brie cheese..."

    3. You invite two of your friends over for a hang out, only to have one of them say, "Hey, is it cool if I invite a couple of other people? They're really cool."

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    Does this mean I have to... meet people inside my own apartment? The horror.

    4. You're eating by yourself at a restaurant, and then someone from your old high school recognizes you from a distance.

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    Did they see me? They totally saw me. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.

    5. An old acquaintance, who you haven't spoken to in forever, calls you up and asks if they can stay with you for a weekend.

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    How do I say no without sounding like a total dick?

    6. You're in a crowded bar.

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    FML.

    7. You're enjoying a really good book and then your phone rings.

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    It's 2014. WHO CALLS PEOPLE ANYMORE?!

    8. You're riding on the train and then some ungodly person starts talking to you.

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    Ungodly person: "Hello. My name is Marcus, would you like to buy-"

    Me: "WE'RE ON THE TRAIN YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!"

    9. When you're on the bus and then a group of obnoxious high school freshman get on and start screaming.

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    Silence. For the love of God... silence.

    10. You're at an empty, quiet movie theater, sitting all by yourself and then someone walks in two seconds before the movie starts.

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    11. You're sitting at home in your PJs, chillin,' and then your aunt and uncle arrive at your house with their entire family WITHOUT calling first.

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    Aunt and uncle: "We were coming back from church and saw your light on so we thought we'd stop by."

    Me: "Shit."

    12. You're getting a hair cut and your stylist CAN'T. STOP. TALKING.

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    I love you, stylist. But I just want peace, quiet and a trim.

    13. While on a date with your crush, you discover s/he loves attending social functions.

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    Crush: I LOVE GOING CLUBBING!!!!

    Me: Yeah... Me... too... *twitch.

    14. You're at a family gathering and there are no areas for quiet refuge ANYWHERE.

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    Will anyone notice if I just... left?

    15. Your internet goes down, forcing you to call your service provider to make a complaint.

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    Which means you'll have to talk to a human.

    16. After declining a friend's Facebook invite to their party, they confront you out on the street.

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    How do I say, "I don't want to see other people's faces" without hurting your feelings.

    17. You're desperately trying to leave a party in an extremely crowded house but your ride is an extrovert who likes people.

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    I swear I don't dislike any of you, I just seriously can't be around people.

    18. A friend asks you, "Whatchu doing today?" And you're like, "Going to see a movie." And they're like, "Oooh. Can I come?"

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    But the problem is you don't know how to tell them "no."

    19. And finally, you return back to your apartment after a long, hard day at work only to walk into a surprise party.

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