1. No.
2. Oh, hey! A cop! Let's go say hello.
3. I ate a big lunch today so I think I might hold off on eating dinner.
4. Don't you just hate it when your mouth produces a lot of saliva?
5. I don't feel like watching a documentary about World War II.
6. Taco Bell is really bad for you.
7. Ummm... Teletubbies is for little kids.
8. I totally remember.
9. Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not much of an artist.
10. No, thanks. I'm on a diet.
11. It's six o'clock in the morning. It's WAY too early to smoke.
12. It's 12:45 a.m. It's too late to smoke.
13. Do you know how many calories are in a single bag of Doritos?
14. I'm too high to have sex.
15. No. I didn't smoke before meeting your parents.
16. Ew... 7-Eleven pizza.
17. America's War on Drugs has been totally successful.
18. I'm sure that man over there is looking at us because we remind him of someone. NBD.
19. I hate Cheech and Chong movies. They're so stupid.
20. Piss in a cup? YOU BETCHA!
21. I feel like eating a nice, fresh, healthy salad.
22. My stomach hurts.
23. I don't know how to play Mario Kart.
24. I'm just gonna stop by CVS for... three minutes.
25. I get it.
26. That's a terrible idea and you shouldn't do it.
27. I hate you.
28. I feel like going out for a jog.
29. I feel full.
30. I'm sad.
31. Sorry... I only vape.
32. I can't... I have work tomorrow.
33. I can't... I have class in five minutes.
34. I can't... I have kids now.
35. Why?
36. Colorado? Who the fuck would want to go to Colorado?
37. We should totally smoke a blunt while driving through Arizona.
38. I would NEVER want to smoke with my mom.
39. Is it me or is this show, like, really boring?
40. There are absolutely NO BENEFITS to smoking weed.
41. I learned a lot from D.A.R.E.
42. What time is it?
43. Marijuana.
