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18 Things You Should Never Say To A Pizza Lover

"Wanna get some 'za?"

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1. "We ran out of pizza."

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What– Wait... NO! Why didn't anyone order more pizza?! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THIS IS HORRIBLE! I CAN'T BREATHE!

2. "Hey guys! We brought Little Caesars!"

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I appreciate the effort... but this $5 nonsense should be ashamed to call itself pizza.

3. "There's this great vegan pizza spot we should totally try out."

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The words vegan and pizza should never be uttered in the same sentence. Sorry vegans.

4. At 11:01 p.m.: "Oh. They only deliver until 11:00 p.m."

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The struggle, yo.

5. "If it's OK with you guys, I'm taking the last slice."

MTV

No, it's not OK. You're the devil. I hate you.

6. "OK GUYS! Pizza's here. But you can only have two slices each."

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How dare you restrict my pizza consumption.

7. That one person in your friend group: "Ugh. I had pizza last night. Let's get something else."

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You should be GRATEFUL you're having it again today!

8. "Pizza is so overrated."

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No. Your face is overrated.

9. "L.A. PIZZA IS THE BOMB."

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Pizza is pizza everywhere and it should never be discriminated against. HAVING SAID THAT, L.A. pizza kinda sucks.

10. "So what's better? New York thin crust or Chicago deep dish?"

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IDGAF! GIVE ME ALL THE PIZZAS!

11. "Can you pass the guac? I want my pizza Cali-style."

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No. WTF is this? What's wrong with a REGULAR GODDAMN PEPPERONI PIZZA.

12. "You want to get some 'za?"

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Apparently, some people are too lazy to refer to pizza by its full and proper name and should thus be labeled "dicks."

13. "You want to get a pizza cone?"

Pizza cone? What? No. GET OUT OF MY FACE!
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Pizza cone? What? No. GET OUT OF MY FACE!

14. Cashier: "OK. One slice of cheese pizza. That'll be $6.57."

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A pizza slice is great. But not $6.57 great. That's a crime.

15. "You should try soaking up the grease with a napkin. That can't be good for you."

MTV

You should try minding your own goddamn business. This is between the pizza and I.

16. "Oooh. Let's get broccoli as a topping!"

ABC

It is perfectly OK to defriend anyone who utters these words.

17. With some side eye and a hint of douchiness: "Are you eating pizza for breakfast?"

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My pizza can kick your granola bar's ass any day of the week.

18. "I hate pizza."

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Who... the flying fuck... are you?

Pizza is not just food. Pizza is life. If you hate pizza, you're hating life.

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