2. Let's get a salad instead.
3. Los Angeles is the pizza capital of the world.
4. New York pizza is SOOOOOO overrated.
5. So is Chicago pizza.
6. I hate Italy.
7. I had the greatest slice of pizza at California Pizza Kitchen.
8. Ew...cheesy crust.
9. It's totally a bad idea to have leftover pizza for breakfast.
10. Cold pizza is just the worst.
11. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has never given me pizza cravings.
12. Vegan pizza.
13. Pizza Hut only delivers until 11 p.m.? I understand that. Delivering past 11 is unreasonable.
14. No, I don't have Papa John's on speed-dial.
15. That Domino's "pizza tracker" is so inaccurate.
16. I had pizza yesterday so I probably shouldn't have pizza today.
17. Kale is a great topping.
18. Meat lovers? WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
19. Please! I insist, my friend! Take the last slice!
20. Little Caesars sounds like a fantastic pizza spot.
21. Baby...of course I would still date you even if you hated pizza.
22. Pizza at our wedding? WHAT?! Never. Nope. DO. NOT. APPROVE.
23. I hate crusts.
24. Pepperoni is too spicy for me.
25. I can't. I'm on a diet.
26. Should I order pizza and watch Netflix or go out? I'M GOING OUT! WHERE'S MY COLOGNE?!
27. Can you pass me a fork and knife?
28. That's enough Parmesan cheese.
29. Let's get pizza from Subway.
30. What is that god-awful pizza smell?
31. $6.59 for a slice? That's totally reasonable.
32. Pizza for a dollar? What kind of sick joke is this?
33. I never wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheese's as a kid.
34. You know what would be a great topping? Guacamole. Yeah...
35. I agree... Going to a pizza spot on a first date is a terrible idea.
36. It's 2 a.m. I'm drunk and hungry as hell... The best thing to do is go home and sleep.
37. Pizza party? What are you, 8?
38. I've never fallen asleep with a pizza box on my bed. That's disgusting.
39. Is a medium pizza enough?
40. Oh no...not bacon...not on my pizza.
41. Red wine does not compliment pizza very well.
42. Neither does beer.
43. I'm full. I will not have one more slice.
44. OK. Now I'm full.