1.
When you fear shaving because you think this will happen to you:
2.
The fear of being judged based on whether you keep your "chest" button open or closed:
3.
That moment when you realize you're using a very specific part of a towel to dry off:
4.
When people ask you if you're OK when you're walking weird:
5.
When bathroom etiquette goes down the toilet:
6.
When a pair of boxers fails to do its job:
7.
When you've discovered a ~new sensation~ and then a parent walked in on you:
8.
And your parents shamed you for playing with "it."
9.
When your flirting skills are incredibly off:
10.
When you finally achieved the impossible but don't know what to do next:
11.
When your S.O. doesn't have time for you to figure it out:
12.
What happens when you finally get into a relationship:
13.
The ungodly pressure of having to shave downstairs:
15.
When women fail to understand our "size" struggle:
16.
When morality kicks in:
17.
The truth about using the urinal:
18.
That crucial moment when you just can't hold it in any longer and you feel like you're going to explode:
19.
When riding a horse is quite a painful experience:
20.
The terribly unlucky moment when you're late for work and your razor dies on you:
21.
The inevitable struggle of going to the pool:
22.
When you accidentally "touch" that part in a public restroom:
24.
The fact that this sign was even made:
25.
And last but not least...MORNING. WOOD.: