19 Thoughts I Had About The Batshit Insane "Lucha Underground" Trailer

    Pro wrestling, nun-chucks, motorcycles, war zones, Iron Man, lowriders and...Rey Mysterio?

    So, Lucha Underground, the hottest wrestling show on TV, just dropped the trailer for Season 2:

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    Here were my thoughts:

    1. Whoa! Is that Vampiro? Why is Vampiro being interrogated by a bunch of doctors? What's happening?

    2. Sexy Star running in slow motion is my life.

    3. So, what's the story here? Did Matt Striker drive to the desert to pick up Vampiro and then put the tarp over the car? Is Striker driving? Are they just gonna leave the tarp on the ground or are they gonna fold it up properly and put it in the trunk?

    4. So, Angélico clearly has a sweet bike.

    5. But here we see Son of Havoc and Ivelisse standing with only one bike. I'm assuming Ivelisse doesn't have her own ride? Does she own a car? Did she park it elsewhere? Did she ride the bus?

    6. Cisco is in jail. Shocker.

    7. Apparently, this is how Johnny Mundo dusts his house. It is apparently very dusty.

    8. Holy shit! Did PJ Black just whack Drago in the face with a nun-chuck?

    9. Wait...are Jack Evans and TJ Perkins having a nun-chuck battle in the bathroom?

    10. Yes. Yes they are. This looks fucking awesome.

    11. Whoa! Why are we in a warzone? Who is that? Look at that smooth-ass kickup! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING!

    12. Mil Muertes DGAF. He straight up clocked that dude and made him go full on Triple H.

    13. Is that little Aztec kid looking up at Iron Man?

    14. Apparently, the Lucha Temple has tons of punching bags lying around because Prince Puma just keeps punching holes in them. You'd figure they'd be like, "Yo, homie. Can you like not keep wrecking our shit up? Kthanksbye."

    15. Just when you think Dario Cueto couldn't look more dapper AF, they do this epic shot of him. Fuck the Dos Equis dude. This guy is the most interesting man in the world.

    16. YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!

    17. Wait...who dat?

    18. HOLY SHIT! THAT'S REY MYSTERIO!

    19. I IZ DEAD.