Hello...my name is Norberto and this is how I look:
So, at the ripe age of 28, I've decided to tackle my self-esteem problem by doing something COMPLETELY out of character: I'm going to re-create five of Cristiano Ronaldo's shirtless Instagram photos.
So, why am I doing this? Well, I've never seen photos of fat brown dudes posing like Ronaldo. Maybe I'll learn something about the power of vanity and obtain a much-needed Instagram self-esteem boost. Or maybe this is just a terrible idea that will forever live in the dark annals of the internet. But we only live once, right? So fuck it...let's do this.