I decided to start off with something nice, simple, and PG. My coworker Pablo agreed to help me take this photo. He was hesitant at first, knowing that our work relationship would take on a whole new level of familiarity. We grabbed an unused clothing rack from a prop closet and dragged it into an empty room.
In this photo, Ronaldo gives the world a sweet peek into those famous Michelangelo-carved abs through his snazzy button-down shirt. I, on the other hand, give the world flab. Lovely, brown, velvety flab, bulging through a button-down shirt I bought for $10 at Rite Aid. While Ronaldo has a look in his eyes like he's about to make you wet, I look...pissed? Uncomfortable? Constipated? I was honestly trying to go for a "sexy, dark, and mysterious" stare, but the result was just "fucking irked."
Favorite comment on Instagram: "Daaaaaang, 'bout to change into a romper?"