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22 Struggles Only Consistently Late People Will Understand

I was born tardy. True story.

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10. When people try lecturing you about your time management skills.

Warner Bros.

Them: "See, I like to set up two alarm clocks, and I put them as far away from my bed as possible."

Me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

11. When you go to a party and people don't understand the concept of being fashionably late.

If you say a party is at 7, it's only reasonable to think that the party won't get going until 10. Duh!

18. When you think you're going to make it on time, but your train stops for no reason whatsoever.


Conductor: "Uhhh... we're gonna be here for awhile... hang tight, folks."


21. When people use -ish when setting up a time to meet (e.g. "Let's meet at 8ish").


If you say 8, late people will get there 10 to 15 minutes late. If you say 8ish, this gives us late people an excuse to take our time and arrive WHENEVER. THE. FUCK. WE. WANT.

22. When you truly believe that you can get there in five minutes.

Cartoon Network

"It's 9:55... I have to be there at 10:00... Yes... Yes, I can get from East L.A. to the beach in five minutes. I'll just need to drive like a speeding bullet."

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