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I Will Never Love Anything As Much As These Table Tennis Players Love Their Balls

*Wishes anyone looked at me the way they look at that ball*

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My life is brilliant.

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My love is pure.

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I saw an angel, of that I'm sure.

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She smiled at me on the subway.

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She was with another man.

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But I won't lose no sleep on that, 'cause I've got a plan.

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You're beautiful.

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You're beautiful.

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You're beautiful, it's true.

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I saw your face...

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...in a crowded place.

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And I don't know what to do...

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...'cause I'll never be with you.

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Yes, she caught my eye, as we walked on by.

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She could tell from my face that I was...

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...fuckin' high.

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And I don't think that I'll see her again...

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...but we shared a moment that will last till the end.

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You're beautiful.

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You're beautiful.

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You're beautiful, it's true.

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I saw your face.

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In a crowded place.

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And I don't know what to do...

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...'cause I'll never be with you.

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You're beautiful.

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You're beautiful.

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You're beautiful, it's true.

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There must be an angel with a smile on her face...

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...when she thought up that I should be with you.

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But it's time to face the truth.

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I will never be with you.

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