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24 Jokes From “SpongeBob SquarePants” That Will Honestly Never Not Be Funny

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

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1. When SpongeBob was a glass-half-full type of guy and Squidward was not:

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2. This dirty joke you definitely missed as a child:

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3. When SpongeBob thought Mr. Krabs was referring to Squidward as a pile of garbage:

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4. When Patrick had a very different idea of torture than SpongeBob:

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5. When Patrick just wanted to learn to play an instrument:

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6. When SpongeBob put his knowledge of gibberish to good use:

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7. When SpongeBob did the worst thing ever to Patrick:

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8. When Patrick showed us exactly how to deal with all of our problems:

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9. When they made this joke that went right over your head as a kid:

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10. When SpongeBob said what we all think every day:

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11. When Patrick knew safety was important:

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12. When SpongeBob was just hanging around:

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13. When Patrick didn't need a party to go crazy:

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14. When SpongeBob was trying to decide what to name his pet seahorse:

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15. When Patrick and SpongeBob had to flee Bikini Bottom:

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16. When Plankton was showing SpongeBob his lab:

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17. When SpongeBob was fishing for a compliment from Mr. Krabs:

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18. When Patrick and SpongeBob got themselves into an awkward situation:

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19. When Patrick took Squidward literally:

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20. When Patrick worked at the Krusty Krab for a day and was confused by customers:

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21. When Squidward realized he was going unnoticed:

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22. When an anchor dropped on SpongeBob's house and he alerted Squidward:

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23. When SpongeBob was very observant of Squidward's appearance:

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24. And finally, when Squidward decided to just let everything out:

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