TV and Movies·Posted on Nov 25, 201724 Jokes From “SpongeBob SquarePants” That Will Honestly Never Not Be Funny"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"by Nora DominickBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When SpongeBob was a glass-half-full type of guy and Squidward was not: 2. This dirty joke you definitely missed as a child: 3. When SpongeBob thought Mr. Krabs was referring to Squidward as a pile of garbage: 4. When Patrick had a very different idea of torture than SpongeBob: 5. When Patrick just wanted to learn to play an instrument: 6. When SpongeBob put his knowledge of gibberish to good use: 7. When SpongeBob did the worst thing ever to Patrick: 8. When Patrick showed us exactly how to deal with all of our problems: 9. When they made this joke that went right over your head as a kid: 10. When SpongeBob said what we all think every day: 11. When Patrick knew safety was important: 12. When SpongeBob was just hanging around: 13. When Patrick didn't need a party to go crazy: 14. When SpongeBob was trying to decide what to name his pet seahorse: 15. When Patrick and SpongeBob had to flee Bikini Bottom: 16. When Plankton was showing SpongeBob his lab: 17. When SpongeBob was fishing for a compliment from Mr. Krabs: 18. When Patrick and SpongeBob got themselves into an awkward situation: 19. When Patrick took Squidward literally: 20. When Patrick worked at the Krusty Krab for a day and was confused by customers: 21. When Squidward realized he was going unnoticed: 22. When an anchor dropped on SpongeBob's house and he alerted Squidward: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. When SpongeBob was very observant of Squidward's appearance: 24. And finally, when Squidward decided to just let everything out: