1. Coffee is the reason you get out of bed in the morning.
2. Because the morning means coffee.
3. Coffee = Survival
4. And good coffee is the only coffee.
5. Whoever you date must also share a love of coffee.
6. You believe coffee gives you personality.
7. You can't function without it.
8. You don't care what form coffee comes in.
9. As long as you get it.
10. No one understands why you like coffee so much.
11. But there's no way to hide your excitement.
12. You need coffee to handle any big questions.
13. And it seems to make any situation better.
14. You will do whatever it takes to get your morning cup.
15. Coffee is worth it.
16. You don't mind tea...
As long as it's with coffee.