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6 Signs That Prove Filipinos Are Actually Vampires

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1. Filipinos avoid the sun.

Filipinos are typically caught hiding under a shade. This of course is to prevent their vampire flesh from bursting into flames.
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Filipinos are typically caught hiding under a shade. This of course is to prevent their vampire flesh from bursting into flames.

2. Filipinos consume blood.

DINUGUAN (Pork Blood Stew) is a Filipino dish usually served at home. It is prepared by mixing the pork and its blood. Bring it to a boil and stir it like a witch while simmering. And then Voila!!! Hee-hee-hee!!!
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DINUGUAN (Pork Blood Stew) is a Filipino dish usually served at home. It is prepared by mixing the pork and its blood. Bring it to a boil and stir it like a witch while simmering. And then Voila!!! Hee-hee-hee!!!

Betamax (Grilled Blood) Filipinos don't just eat aqueous form of blood. They also devour those in grilled coagulated form. Why? Because it's still blood duh!!! Vampires love all sorts of blood. As long as it's blood! Bwahahaha!!!
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Betamax (Grilled Blood) Filipinos don't just eat aqueous form of blood. They also devour those in grilled coagulated form. Why? Because it's still blood duh!!! Vampires love all sorts of blood. As long as it's blood! Bwahahaha!!!

3. Filipinos sleep in the middle of the day.

A siesta (afternoon nap) is a common habit of vampires err Filipinos after eating dinuguan for lunch because they are nocturnal beings.Feeling suspicious yet?
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A siesta (afternoon nap) is a common habit of vampires err Filipinos after eating dinuguan for lunch because they are nocturnal beings.

Feeling suspicious yet?

4. Filipinos age very well... Maybe too well.

Dawn Zulueta, 45
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Dawn Zulueta, 45

Aga Muhlach, 45
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Aga Muhlach, 45

Amy Austria, 53
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Amy Austria, 53

Tonton Gutierrez, 50
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Tonton Gutierrez, 50

5. Filipinos celebrate family reunions every year.

And just like vampires, Filipino families are HUGE.

And just like vampires, Filipino families are HUGE.

6. Filipino elders are authority.

Younger Filipinos, even those of legal age are obligated to follow their elder's orders or else.**As seen in the photo above, the young are required to mano an elder upon greeting them.
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Younger Filipinos, even those of legal age are obligated to follow their elder's orders or else.

**As seen in the photo above, the young are required to mano an elder upon greeting them.

Watcha think?

Are Filipinos actually vampires or not?
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Are Filipinos actually vampires or not?

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