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6 Signs That Prove Filipinos Are Actually Vampires


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2. Filipinos consume blood.

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DINUGUAN (Pork Blood Stew) is a Filipino dish usually served at home. It is prepared by mixing the pork and its blood. Bring it to a boil and stir it like a witch while simmering. And then Voila!!! Hee-hee-hee!!!

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Betamax (Grilled Blood) Filipinos don't just eat aqueous form of blood. They also devour those in grilled coagulated form. Why? Because it's still blood duh!!! Vampires love all sorts of blood. As long as it's blood! Bwahahaha!!!

3. Filipinos sleep in the middle of the day.

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A siesta (afternoon nap) is a common habit of vampires err Filipinos after eating dinuguan for lunch because they are nocturnal beings.

Feeling suspicious yet?

6. Filipino elders are authority.

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Younger Filipinos, even those of legal age are obligated to follow their elder's orders or else.

**As seen in the photo above, the young are required to mano an elder upon greeting them.

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