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21 Feelings You Experience When Your Fave Band Member Gets A Girlfriend

She's infringing on your imaginary territory.

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1. Suspecting your fave is stepping out on you when he's snapped with another girl.

Hmmm... time to start lightly stalking him on social media.
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Hmmm... time to start lightly stalking him on social media.

2. Compulsively checking his tagged pictures to see if he pops up on her Instagram.

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This is just a friendly peck, right?

3. Crying in horror when you finally see her appear on HIS Instagram!

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Until they post pictures of their wedding, you've still got a shot.

4. Obsessively stalking social media to determine whether or not they're actually a couple.

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He follows her on Twitter but NOT Instagram? It's definitely not love.

5. Feeling betrayed by your band bae when the tabloids confirm the relationship is official.

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Doesn't he realize you've already picked out your kids' names?!

6. Wondering whether every new lyric with the word "she" is about her.

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But then you realize that's ridiculous, because obviously they're about you!

7. Subtweeting your advice and thoughts about their relationship.

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Except now you and 30,000 other girls are following her.

8. Imagining their impossibly cute life together.

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How dare she turn your rebel rocker into a family man.

9. Removing her from that life and envisioning yourself in her place instead.

Sleeping next to a cardboard cutout of him is a little uncomfortable, but you're a dedicated pretend-girlfriend.

10. Envying their magical moments.

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But at least you know where they are now. If you get in your car right now, you might be able to find him and profess your love.

11. Sobbing over their adorable vacation photos.

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Hopefully she forgets her passport and they don't let her back in to the country.

12. Leaving passive-aggressive comments on her photos of him.

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"Um, you really shouldn't be bothering him while he's performing, he's there for the FANS."

13. Printing out their Instagram pics and setting them ablaze in a ritual bonfire.

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Maybe if you destroy their pictures you'll destroy their relationship.

14. Seething when you see this fame-hungry chick embedding herself in their music videos.

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Great, now when he serenades you with this song on your wedding day you won't be able to stop picturing her face.

15. Carefully plotting her demise.

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Would you go to jail for pushing her off the stage?

16. Writing fanfic about their eventual breakup.

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"I wiped the tears off Niall's face. 'You don't need her,' I whispered."

17. Restraining the urge to vomit at the sight of their love-dovey videos.

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She's making him get up and come to her? How selfish. You'd never be that heartless.

18. Hardcore judging every single one of her outfits.

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That's totally not chic and sophisticated. Nope. Not at all.

19. Then trying really hard to emulate her style.

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If your baby likes a girl with purple eyeliner, then purple eyeliner you shall wear.

20. Realizing that she's actually pretty cool.

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You have been dressing like her for the past month.

21. And finally, acceptance... until the cycle repeats with your next favorite band member.

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