2.
When you're at the mall:
4.
When it's feeling humorous:
5.
When you're trying to teach yourself new tricks:
6.
When you're depressed about how much you spent on a tiny bottle of corrector:
7.
When it's trying to ~profound~:
8.
When it's trying to make you think going there is productive:
9.
When it sings beautiful songs to you:
10.
When it convinces you to break the mold:
11.
When you look much hotter in the store than at home:
12.
When you think you can actually do a glam, red carpet look on your own:
13.
When you think you're not going to buy anything:
14.
When you want to go in just for a really great Insta:
15.
When it's trying to be coy:
16.
And finally, when it knows what your true priorities are:
