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16 Hilarious Texts Sephora Would Probably Send You

"Get in loser, you're going shopping."

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1. On payday:

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2. When you're at the mall:

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3. On your birthday:

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4. When it's feeling humorous:

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5. When you're trying to teach yourself new tricks:

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6. When you're depressed about how much you spent on a tiny bottle of corrector:

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7. When it's trying to ~profound~:

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8. When it's trying to make you think going there is productive:

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9. When it sings beautiful songs to you:

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10. When it convinces you to break the mold:

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11. When you look much hotter in the store than at home:

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12. When you think you can actually do a glam, red carpet look on your own:

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13. When you think you're not going to buy anything:

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14. When you want to go in just for a really great Insta:

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15. When it's trying to be coy:

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16. And finally, when it knows what your true priorities are:

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