Books·Posted on Mar 17, 201525 Puns That Will Satisfy All Poetry NerdsPuns are bad, but poetry is verse.by Nina MohanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Why is John Keats such an ass man? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. Why did the free verse poem ignore the sonnet? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. Why is Dylan Thomas terrible in bed? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. What's Edgar Allan Poe's favorite TV show? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. What do you call an ode to your arms and legs? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. How do you know William Carlos Williams is possessive about his game consoles? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. What do you call fiction writers who try to write poetry? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. How will Shakespeare vanquish his enemies? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. What does the reluctant poet write? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. What does Walt Whitman wear after he mows his lawn? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. Why are poets known as the smelliest writers? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. Where do they bury dead poets? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. Which poet tends to be a little TMI? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. What would you find in a pirate's drafts? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. What did Mary Shelley say when Percy claimed he was the better poet? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 16. Which poet used the most colorful language? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 17. How do dinosaurs structure their verses? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 18. Why did Emily Dickinson blow off the bill collectors? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 19. What's Maya Angelou's favorite steady structure? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 20. What's the sickest poem ever written? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 21. Which poet would Sylvester Stallone play in a movie? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 22. What sound did Matsuo Basho make as a baby? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 23. What do you get when you're aroused by an elegy? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 24. What did the greedy relative ask when the romantic poet died? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 25. And finally, why should we arrest all poets? Tap to reveal Click to reveal