Buzz·Posted on Nov 6, 201516 Hilarious Revelations That All Wine-Lovers Can Relate ToThe answers might not be at the bottom of a bottle, but you should at least check.by Nina MohanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Wine can easily serve as a placeholder for you dreams. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 2. Some people really love wine. Like, really *love* wine. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 3. Wine doesn't judge! View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 4. Wine makes it easy to express your feelings. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 5. It's better than a boyfriend. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 6. And let's be real, wine isn't capable of betrayal. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 7. You can blame healthy eating for your relationship with wine. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 8. They serve wine at church, so God probs doesn't mind. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 9. Wine makes every day a reason to celebrate! View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 10. And it's an excellent stress-reliever. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 11. It's definitely the most ~sophisticated~ way to get drunk. Pinkies up! View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 12. But it doesn't have to be. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 13. Anyone who gives you less than half a glass is a mortal enemy. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 14. And who says you have to stop at one glass? View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 15. Wine can even inspire you to do great things. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh 16. And finally, people hurt you. Wine would never do that. View this whisper on Whisper whisper.sh