Buzz·Posted on Jul 23, 201511 Charts That Are Totally Accurate For Classical MusiciansThis post may or may not be based on actual science.by Nina MohanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed Bless your cousin for giving you $50 to play "The Prayer" at her wedding, or there would be nothing in that second column. 2. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed Pro tip: wear flowy clothes to rehearsal to easily hide your flask. 3. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed "Recitals that don't have reception food" also includes recitals that only offer crackers and cheese. STEP IT UP, PEOPLE. 4. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed If you happen to meet someone who does both of these things, please don't hesitate to exterminate them. 5. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed This chart could also represent your desire to disappear off the face of the earth. 6. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed Great, in addition to your lessons, coachings, and recitals, you have to sound good in your warm-ups, too?! Fuck that. 7. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed Note: There is much overlap between "sleep" and "fearing child prodigies." Jackie Evancho haunts your dreams. 8. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed The best thing about doing a recital is the glorious brain dump you get to take afterwards. 9. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed Should you encounter one of these people in the wild, MARRY THEM. IMMEDIATELY. 10. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed Bugs Bunny is definitely one of my top five Brünnhildes. 11. Nina Mohan for BuzzFeed And it's a good thing, too, because money and fame DEFINITELY aren't happening anytime soon.