8 Times A Pile Of Wood Was More Charismatic Than Actor Jamie Dornan

He's hot and he's on top and yet, goddamn I want to look at that pile of wood more than actor and "Fifty Shades of Grey" star, Jamie Dornan. Cashinga!

1. When This Lady Leaned Against This Pile of Wood

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Sexy! Jamie Dornan meanwhile, was last seen staring into nothing.

2. When These Men With Short Shorts Stood Next To This Pile of Wood

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Fun! Jamie Dornan, meanwhile, was last seen commenting on apple sizes at Trader Joe's.

3. When These Hard Working Men Were Around This Pile of Wood

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America! Jamie Dornan, meanwhile, was last seen making venn diagrams and trying to connect plot points of True Detective season 2.

4. When This Little Boy Conquered This Pile of Wood

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You go little boy! Jamie Dornan, meanwhile, was last seen auditioning for the role of "cabinet" in David O. Russell's next film, slated to begin production early 2017.

5. When This Pile of Wood Was In This Very Shire-Like Setting

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Pretty! Jamie Dornan, meanwhile, was last seen eating little donuts and ordering DVD's of The Big Bang Theory off of Amazon Prime.

6. When This Pile of Wood Had A Cool Man Hidden In It

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Neat! Jamie Dornan, meanwhile, was last seen tripping over the corner of his living room rug.

7. When This Person Took a Tumble in This Wood Pile

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Woops! Jamie Dornan, meanwhile, was last seen cooking mini hotdogs in his kitchen.

8. And Finally, When This Wood Log Was Carried By Arnold Himself

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Whoah! Jamie Dornan, meanwhile, was last seen tap dancing in his upstairs bathroom.

It's Okay, Jamie! We Still Love You, Even Though We Love Piles of Wood More!

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