What is this, the Middle Ages? While we're at it, why not bring back witch burnings also? With this list I go down my top ten reasons why burning The Quran or The Torah doesn't make sense. [Update: Pastor Terry (I am the walrus) Jones has called off the burnings to pursue a healthier diet of molluscs, clams, and polar cod.]
Pastor Terry (I am the walrus) Jones of the Dove World Outreach Center speaks at a new conference in Gainesville, Fla., Wednesday, Sept. 8, 2010. Jones said that he is going forward with a plan to burn copies of the Quran at his church on Saturday, Sept. 11.(AP Photo/John Raoux) Via. [EVERYBODY! goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob..]
8. You Wouldn't Want To Get Your Robes Dirty
9. No Chicks
They will be more dicks there than a Richard convention. No, thank you!