Han, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven’t you paid me? And why did you fry poor Greedo?
Han, Han, I can’t make exceptions. What if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial Starship?
Ok, fifteen percent. But if you fail me again, I’ll put a price on your head so big you won’t be able to go near a civilized system.
Han, my boy, you disappoint me.
Your mind powers will not work on me boy.
Get more Jabba at jabba-cat.tumblr.com
- Saturday is Trump's 100th day in office. We found an average of about one false statement per day from him and his aides so far 💯
- A luxury event called Fyre Festival turned into a total shitshow. Headliners dropped out and guests tweeted photos of bare-bones food and lodging 😱
- American Airlines gave workers a raise — to the highest pay in the industry — and Wall Street is furious. The company's stock has been falling since Thursday.
- A teen had a remarkably petty response when her ex asked for his prom money back: She paid him in all pennies 😏