19 Things Every Smart Blonde Girl Will Understand

It's time we put an end to "blonde shaming".

No matter what; everyone assumes you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

You notice that coworkers dispute your opinions more than other people's.

And think you're easily fooled.

A lot of guys refuse to take you seriously because of it.

And for some reason they think you're easier to sleep with.

Umm, no, I will not go home with you after chatting for 5 minutes but thanks for the offer, bucko.

You get labelled as "generic" or "unoriginal"

You've heard someone you've never met before refer to you as "a blonde bimbo".

Go on, think what you want; I'll just think of you as a superficial maniac turd of a person.

When things go wrong, you're the first person people point a finger at.

Why you lookin' at me for?

Sometimes you feel isolated by your "blondness"

I have thoughts, feelings, hopes and dreams, JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU NON-BLONDES!

You often contemplate whether or not to change your hair color.

But then you realize being blonde is actually kind of awesome.

You can play up being one of those "dumb blondes" people are always talking about.

Like when you're on a bad date: "Oh, I'm such a blonde! I forgot to turn off my iron at home. Gotta run!"

Or when you outsmart people who aren't blonde.

Ya, that's right, I got into an Ivy League school. What about you? Mr. Community College.

You secretly admire your own blonde ambition.

But then people question you by saying, "You're not a NATURAL blonde, right?"

Um, you're not a natural dickhole, right?

I know it's hard for you simpletons to understand that freaks of nature like us exist, but yes I was born a BLONDE (actually bald but eventually hair happened).

So, you aspire to break the glass ceiling for all smart blonde women everywhere.

Because even though they say blondes have more fun...

We need to focus on the bigger picture...

Which is; that regardless of hair color, race, social status or sexual identity, our value as humans should not be determined by how we look.