This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Oct 6, 201413 Awkward Celebrity Photos That Don't Exist, But ShouldIf only these were real.by nicoledaddonaCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Christopher Walken as a Speedo wearing frisbee warrior. 2. Freewheelin' Brad Pitt and perfectly permed Angelina Jolie on prom night. 3. Feather boa-wearing Cameron Diaz showing off her cubic zurconias. 4. Kristen Stewart giving you the eye in a short-banged updo. 5. Lena Dunham channeling an '80s superstar. 6. Nic Cage at prom with Nic Cage. 7. Mullet cowboy Owen Wilson showing off a little skin. 8. Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi on their way to a Tina Turner concert. 9. Ryan Gosling, the biggest Batman fan on your cul-de-sac. 10. Feline collector, Tayor Swift. 11. Kanye West and Justin Beiber, just two parrot-loving dudes. 12. Freshley washed Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. 13. Semi-slicked back Tom Cruise.