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    13 Awkward Celebrity Photos That Don't Exist, But Should

    If only these were real.

    1. Christopher Walken as a Speedo wearing frisbee warrior.

    2. Freewheelin' Brad Pitt and perfectly permed Angelina Jolie on prom night.

    3. Feather boa-wearing Cameron Diaz showing off her cubic zurconias.

    4. Kristen Stewart giving you the eye in a short-banged updo.

    5. Lena Dunham channeling an '80s superstar.

    6. Nic Cage at prom with Nic Cage.

    7. Mullet cowboy Owen Wilson showing off a little skin.

    8. Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi on their way to a Tina Turner concert.

    9. Ryan Gosling, the biggest Batman fan on your cul-de-sac.

    10. Feline collector, Tayor Swift.

    11. Kanye West and Justin Beiber, just two parrot-loving dudes.

    12. Freshley washed Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.

    13. Semi-slicked back Tom Cruise.